Matteo. Canadian. Vancouver. Skier. Hopelessly in love.
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when i was 5 years old my best friend was a boy named kyle who didn’t know how to knock on doors so he made dinosaur noises outside my window to wake me up in the summer until i demonstrated how to ball his fists and slam them against my doors. we collected caterpillars…
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
liar liar mom on fire
did u just
*philosophical kid in Huey
*gangsta nigga in Riley
*grandad is voiced by John Witherspoon
*music by MC’s such as MF DOOM and Wu Tang
*guest voice actors by Samuel L. Jackson, Snoop Dogg, Busta, and Mos Def. jus to name a few.
*in conclusion. This sum real nigga shit
I hope that’s cleared things up.
“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
are you serious
i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted